I'm back but you're gone.

Day 1.
2hours ride from Airport to Pattaya Tiger Zoo; Crocodile/Pigs/Tiger Show.

They're well trained okay. Intelligient animals.


Ps, I was trying to kiss him ;X Fugly.

Waited 1hour plus for the aunties to finish watching some real life gay & normal porn, (I'm permitted to watch but refused, damn sick uh -.-') Alot of perverts.

Then to Land of Fruit watch doggie show & eat fresh fruits.

Then to the Gems Jewellery of Pattaya, godmom bought a pair of earrings. Settled down @Amari Orchid Resort and went to Palladian Restaurant for Dinner. Shopped around at the night market there. -Gotten lost for 3hours, super scary. (Didn't dare to ask anyone) took a very long round walk back to the hotel, nearly kena banged down by a lorry. Just my luck, was freezing cold that night.

Day 2.
Breakfast @resort restaurant, drove to some beach take speedboat to some island.

Didn't dare to play the parachute thingy.

Then bought some honey (costed a bomb), went to some Zoo again.

Elephants are cute :D

Followed by a few performances including wrestling, martial arts, etc.

&Elephant performances.

Of elephants dancing, playing football, bowling, drawing & more! They damn smart uh give them fruits they don't want take money instead. Lol. Next up is Pattaya's Underwater World, Singapore's one better :O (Duh') &then dinnered at some Seafood Restaurant the crab sucks D: Back to resort, swam at the swimming pool and then back to room & slept.

Day 3.
Breakfasted @resort again. Few hours drive to some market for the aunties to buy stuff. &Spent the next 3hours at Dreamworld (theme park) better than Singapore's Escape.

Played loads of games including Skycoaster, hurricane&supersplash etc. Too fun to take any pictures while playing(:

Outside Haunted Mansion.


In the Giant House.

Oh& there have colourful taxis! Dinner Buffet @Twintowers Gold Teak Restaurant, then purple cabbed to Asia Hotel (creepy corridors), nose bleed that night, slept.

Day 4.
Breakfast @hotel; there were these 2angmoh woman and her daughter who both dresses exactly like me and my mom, then both parties kept staring at each other lmao, luckily no staring incident -.-

Took boat at the Boatquay to somewhere.

Then went to some animal skin product shop etc, we didn't dare to buy anything from there :/ Lunched @Ramayana International Restaurant, love the chocolate fondue but dislike the fruits (no strawberries)

Shopped from noon to evening at Platinam fashion mall.


Walked the whole nightmarket the whole night no rest at all.

Instant noodles for dinner as I didn't dare to try the streets food, the aunties did. Cabbed back to hotel to end the day.

Day 5.
Arguments between me & my godmom, turns out its actually her fault. Shopped @MBK saw a very handsome gay, wasted uh D: Went to 29Plaza better than Bugis to me. Back hotel rest till evening then walked a few 1950s look-a-like streets. Heavy gastric again nearly fainted & etc end of day. No photos taken today.

Day 6.

Woke up quite late.

Bused to Chinatown; the people there call it "Yaoweilan"

Made alot of cute new friends. Then the aunties spoke alot of dialects while I just stood down there nod or shake my head. Not a single word out from my mouth :/ Platinam & Mbk again bought loads of stuffs. Backed at hotel the aunties talked about their childhood say how lucky I am etc, grr :/ Fell down twice that day.

Day 6.
Found out that our hotel's located at a place called Ratchathewi when I was exploring the Skytrain map. Saw a indian kid scolding the chef @ a restaurant.

Indian Kid: Nono high high one!! Ughhhh!
Poor Chef: Okok ):
Me: *Trying to hide my laughter*

Tired tired yawn yawn :O

Then my mom very cute kept pleading me to help her take pic of her with a very prettyaye waitress, then she kept offering her cigars, swt. Hours drive to Airport, dined at the cafe, nearly missed the flight back to Singapore lmao. -.-

From this,


to this. Sun setting.

Back in Singapore.

The 2 pathetic aunties was fined $2000 for bringing excessive cigarettes to Singapore. (I warned them already luh :/) Back home, unpacked until hand bleed D:

The end :D